Joke: Horse Trouble

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Phoenix9
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Joke: Horse Trouble

Post by Phoenix9 » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:27 pm

Just had to post this one over here...


You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Re: Joke: Horse Trouble

Post by Nightcat » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:36 pm

I don't know why I spend time trying to work it out, I should just skip to the answer :D
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Re: Joke: Horse Trouble

Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:17 am

Couldn't fool me..

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