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Post by AltarBoy » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:09 pm

Well, Mac I pick on Falcon 'cause he's a ........... As a member of the Free Masons I'll take this secret to the grave. But he'll never know what hit him. BWAHAHAAAAA! :badgrin:






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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:54 am

:FI:AltarBoy wrote:Well, Mac I pick on Falcon 'cause he's a ........... As a member of the Free Masons I'll take this secret to the grave. But he'll never know what hit him. BWAHAHAAAAA! :badgrin:






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A member of the Freemasons?

I've got to see this. :roll:

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Post by Sapper-FIN » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:28 am

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So it´s YOU who has the holy Grail hidden somewhere?

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I...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:25 am

...wondered about that secret handshake he gave me when we met. :?

My palm is still itchin'! :lol:
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!! :x
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Post by :FI:WillieOFS » Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:06 pm

:FI:Heloego wrote:...wondered about that secret handshake he gave me when we met. :?

My palm is still itchin'! :lol:
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Post by AltarBoy » Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:27 pm

My FI New Year's Resolution: I will stop teasing Falcon. You can push a joke only so far. I had fun though.

Me and my big mouth. You'll know I'm in the FM. Now I have to snuff you guys out. :lol: Where's Unka Guido?

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Post by :FI:Falcon » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:13 pm

:FI:AltarBoy wrote:My FI New Year's Resolution: I will stop teasing Falcon. ...

Aw darn!

Just when you were starting to turn me on.


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- The history of Paul Revere's midnight ride, by Sarah Palin.
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Post by AltarBoy » Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:56 pm

Hey, Falky I can still continue you know. I just don't want you and Brittney Spears in the SAME loony bin at the SAME time. :lol:

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Post by :FI:Gurberly » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:03 pm

:FI:Heloego wrote:...wondered about that secret handshake he gave me when we met. :?

My palm is still itchin'! :lol:
He gave you fleas too?

I'd put it down to those cute little kittens...
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They say that clothes...

Post by :FI:Heloego » Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:21 am

...make the man.

...and fleas make the...


uh...


uh..


...never mind.



But come ta thunk on it...

...it's the same hand his cat mutilated. :idea:


I know folks "down thar" are brought up to never bite the hand that feeds ya. Somehow I suppose I applied that logic to the cats, too.


I mean sheesh, y'know? After all, Gurb's cats never bit me. They just ran away looking at me real suspicious like. :)
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Post by :FI:Falcon » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:16 am

Yeah, that was weird ...

Cooper's never bitten anyone before, Dan.

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"He who warned, uh, the British that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells, and um, makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed."
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Post by AltarBoy » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:33 pm

Damn cats! My neighbour has some cats that jumped on my new car and put some scratches on the paint job. :x

Cultures sure are strange. Over here when your hand scratches it's sign you're coming into money. Other places that results in you putting your hand to find the G-Spot (just ask Gurb).

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Post by L.F » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:34 pm

...cats that jumped on my new car and put some scratches on the paint job. :x



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Post by AltarBoy » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:46 pm

The car? A Nissan Almera- not exactly new car but new paint job. Had to put out some money to have it buffed.
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Post by :FI:Sneaky_Russian » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:53 pm

:FI:AltarBoy wrote:The car? A Nissan Almera- not exactly new car but new paint job. Had to put out some money to have it buffed.
The car or the cat?

"Buffing Pussy" AB ? Where is this going?




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