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:FI:IceFrog · Post by **:FI:IceFrog** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:46 pm

I found this a little humorous, and since we just had a Dr. just join our squadron

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Now think about this: Statistics courtesy of FBI
Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention

:FI:WillieOFS · Post by **:FI:WillieOFS** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 7:16 pm

I know a lot more old drunks than I do old doctors.........

AND I'd never let an armed doctor in my house..

Skipper · Post by **Skipper** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:26 pm

:FI:Fenian · Post by **:FI:Fenian** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:51 pm

Sure - they have to be smart - but so are serial killers...

Enough said....

2+2 = Chuck Heston with a white coat

Flynn · Post by **Flynn** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:07 am

:FI:Heloego · Post by **:FI:Heloego** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 2:37 am

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NEVER play with a loaded doctor!

fighter_bomber · Post by **fighter_bomber** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:01 pm

of course i hate doctors...

Dr fun

Dr fun

Ban Doctors now!

Simple Solution...