Hmmm... this reminds of one time when i was in a bar, and this norvegian (or danish?) guy came over and asked me, how to say "you are beautifull" in finnish....
Well, i dont know was it because i was drunk, or just being mean, i teached him some finnish, alright... just not the phrase, he was asking for...
Then i watched him go speak to some girl, and result: slap in the face
Ok,ok... that wasn´t a nice thing to do

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