OK... own up... who was it?????
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OK... own up... who was it?????
Police search for sex toy thief
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police are on the search for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.
A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release on Friday.
"The male calmly stated 'no', and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.
Only in Canada???
Probably not.... heh...
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police are on the search for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.
A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release on Friday.
"The male calmly stated 'no', and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.
Only in Canada???
Probably not.... heh...
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later at home, the man known as IcalTact (name changed to protect the innocent) confessed ....
but insisted he had only taken them back, as they were modelled on his member & his wife thought it senselessly cruel to inflict his thing upon other desperate, yet innocent females.
The Royal Mounted Constabulary officer agreed. Though he did insist that the stylishly discreet lip-stick case covers be returned.
but insisted he had only taken them back, as they were modelled on his member & his wife thought it senselessly cruel to inflict his thing upon other desperate, yet innocent females.
The Royal Mounted Constabulary officer agreed. Though he did insist that the stylishly discreet lip-stick case covers be returned.
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Just wish i could get some time to get on-line & get killed. seems like there's always somethin' i gotta do
Ps.
As reported in the Touque Times:
" A sheepish Mr. IcalTact, was overheard by a neighbor to say: " Well, it's normally much more robust! it's just that it was rather cold that day, heh ? "
Pps.
(Whisper)
hey guys, I think someone's ripe for a Taunt-Drag-& Bag !
Check 6 M8
Ps.
As reported in the Touque Times:
" A sheepish Mr. IcalTact, was overheard by a neighbor to say: " Well, it's normally much more robust! it's just that it was rather cold that day, heh ? "
Pps.
(Whisper)
hey guys, I think someone's ripe for a Taunt-Drag-& Bag !
Check 6 M8
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icalTact has a list???
huh?
Oh.
OH!!!!!!!!!
LISP!
Well, why didn't you say so?
Y'know what a dog with a hare lip says?
"Mark! Mark!"
(That's ok. I'll show myself to the door. )
Oh.
OH!!!!!!!!!
LISP!
Well, why didn't you say so?
Y'know what a dog with a hare lip says?
"Mark! Mark!"
(That's ok. I'll show myself to the door. )
...and wear your feckin' mask!!!!!