An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.... Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times............'
Another Blonde joke?
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Another Blonde joke?
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Re: Another Blonde joke?
Nice one, Sneaker!
I've already heard this one with neo-nazis and members of the german secret service before ...
It's still a good one though ...
I've already heard this one with neo-nazis and members of the german secret service before ...
It's still a good one though ...
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Re: Another Blonde joke?
great,
How does it go with Neo-Nazis and german secret service?
How does it go with Neo-Nazis and german secret service?
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Re: Another Blonde joke?
Loved it Sneaky, thanks!
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Re: Another Blonde joke?
Just replace the bikers with any unpopular group of people ...:FI:Armitage wrote:great,
How does it go with Neo-Nazis and german secret service?
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