I dug up a CD called "The Cereal Killer Soundtrack" from some movie I suppose. Funny tracks like 3 Little Pigs.

You don't have to be crazy to join just falling-down drunk. HIC!

US Navy This is a transcript of an ACTUAL radio communication between a U.S. NAVY ship and Canadian authorities off the cost of Newfoundland, October 1995. Radio log released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10/10/95: CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision. AMERICAN...

A plane was about to crash and there were 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I should be saved." The others agreed and gave him one of the parachu...

Nah, getting laid solves all problems, erm, sometimes.

I was playing Heroes of World War 2. Great graphics and the explosions are something to behold.

What, never heard of lamb Stew, Skippy?

Welcome m8..you like sheep?

Man, that's one mean puddy tat!

Yeah, I'm planning on dropping a stink bomb on the HGs...no, but wait, Hot Space can do that, just take away that Irish Spring soap.

Don't worry Charless I won't bite, not too sure about the sheep though.

...And who the heck is Faust?

Aristocrats? Haven't come across that yet. As for that Indian-born Director (whose name I can't pronounce much less spell) I saw the Village and it had a nice twist but he's too wierd for me. A pal unloaded a whole bunch of DVDs on me before he migrated to the UK. So for the rest of the year as well...

Say what's the latest flick and music you listened to?

I watched The Descent (Horror) and Blue Max(War) last night on DVD. Also I took in some Cannibal Corpse (Metal) but had to turn the volume down 'cause my neighbours called in an Exocist.

Poles? Are those what telephone lines hang on?

Did someone say p**n?

I luv RTS..GIMMIE! GIMMIE! GIMMIE!!!!!!!!!!!